Thursday, January 26, 2012

You...

You are my friend, yet my enemy

You make me laugh, but you make me cry

You listen to be talk, but you hear me scream

You see me calm, but you make me pissed

You treat me sweet, but then you re an ass

You talk nice, but then you ignore me

I care about you, but I hate you so much

I want to stay, but I think I will have to leave

Pleasurists Edition 165



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Friday, January 20, 2012

What have I done?

The two of us have known each others for years. You have always been there for me. You have even told me that you think I am sexy and that I turn you on. Lately, I haven't felt like you still care. You don't talk to me much. Are you finding that someone else peaks your interest? Do you find someone else more sexy than me? I miss the way you would make me laugh and smile. I miss the way you would turn me on and make me hot. I wish I could bring that back. I want to know if I have done something wrong or if I am just over reacting? I have never felt pretty enough or like anyone could ever find me sexy. You seemed to be able to. You made me feel good. I felt comfortable with you, but now I am confused, I am hurting and lost, I don't know what has happened, if I have said or done something wrong, if you have found someone else, or if I am just so fat and ugly that you decided I wasn't good enough.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Sorry I've been away

This past week has been a long one and very difficult for me. I have had to step back a few steps and slow my mind. Things have been hectic and stressful and I have to learn to adapt, but this week hasn't been easy.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Pleasurists Edition 164



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Just thinking...


Monday, January 16, 2012

Be Naughty...

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TMI Tuesday 01*17*12

TMI Tuesday: January 17, 2012


Happy TMI Tuesday. Let’s play Hoo Doo (Who Do?). Answer the following questions and elaborate as you wish. Your answers can be real and truthful, fun and flirty, or crazy and whacky.

Who or Who(m) do you want to:

1. Play naked twister with? I bet that Gery would be fun to "twist" with!!

2. Love? Anyone who I feel a connection to and who can love me back, for who I am.

3. Excites you beyond belief? Jazzy - he turns me on with his smile and always manages to flirt and tease me. His flirting gets me totally wet!!!

4. Enjoy ass play with? My "Jazzy" :)

5. Shower with? Would love to take a hot shower with Gery - he is a runner, with a great bod, and totally buff... would love to soap up that hot flesh!!

6. Undress? I don't know about this. I am not really fond of my own body, so....

7. Rim? I don't rim, sorry...

8. Elope with? Since I don't have a steady... or anyone specific, I guess I don't plan to elope anytime soon.


Bonus: Who do you want to wake up in the arms of? Why? I want to wake up in the arms of either Gery or Jazzy - they are both so different, but are so gentle, caring, and sexual with me. I would love to have either of them next to me, just as long as I can have wild sex with them before we fall asleep...
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I imagine us - part 3

Ally and I sit on the couch, in the dimly-lit room, working our way through the bottle of red wine on the table.

"music or movie?" she asks, placing her hand on my thigh.

"music is fine," I respond, lost in the depth of what is around me.

The room is lit with many candles and I can tell that she has spent much time furnishing her place with furniture and art. As she gets up to turn on the music, I excuse myself to the bathroom down the hall.

It isn't long and I return to the warm livingroom. Ally is already seated on the couch, she is sipping her wine and has brought over a second bottle. We are both starting to feel the effects of the wine on very little food. On the table, there is also some cheese and crackers. "I figured we could use some food," she says, as I sit down beside her and pick up my wine glass. As I take a sip, she reaches for a piece of cheese.

She brings it to my lips and feeds me the small square. I smile and take it from her fingers, in my teeth.

We are both getting giddy from the alcohol, but it all feels so right, so natural. Neither of us say much, we just let our feelings lead the way. Tonight is an adventure for me, something new.

This time I feed her a small piece of cheese, she guides my hand as she takes it from me, in her mouth, and then slowly slides her lips over my fingers, sucking on them. A rush fills me. I don't pull away, I just let her continue.

As we continue to drink our wine, opening the second bottle, and feeding each other bits of cheese, we are soon very relaxed and comfortable.

"Do you want to share some more?" Ally asks, her hand on my thigh, just at the bottom of my skirt. With all that has transpired tonight, she has been very polite and has not forced me to do anything I didn't want to. She also hasn't moved on me without asking.

"Yes," I tell her, with a smile. I can feel the alcohol inhibiting me, but I was excited to be there.

Ally takes my hand and helps me stand, so we are face to face. She takes me in her arms and begins to kiss me again, so tenderly and lovingly. I feel myself melt into her as we continue to kiss, in the candle-lit room.

She holds me close and I can feel her body pressing against my own. Her kisses make me melt. I let my hands slide down her back and stop to rest on her ass.

It was getting late, my car was safe in her driveway, we had pretty much finished two bottles of wine, and my head was fuzzy, yet very clear.

"If you would like to spend the night, that would be fine. I don't want you driving home like this," she says to me, only inches from my face, between kisses.

I smile and nod at her. "Yes, I would like to stay," I tell her.

Sunday Stealing - 01.15.12



Sunday Stealing: The Never Ending Meme, Part Two

Cheers to all of us thieves!

21. Did you go to your high school prom? No, no prom, no homecoming...

22. Perfect time to wake up? 5:00 am

23. Perfect time to go to bed? 9:00 pm

24. Do you use your queen right away in chess? no

25. Ever been in a car accident? yes

26. Closer to mom or dad…or neither? I guess it would have been my dad

27. What age is this exciting life over for you? dunno

28. What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager? I don't know... that's a difficult question

29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? My high heeled black boots with laces

30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school? Thankfully, NO

31. Were you in track and field? Yes, I did shotput & discus

32. Were you ever in a school talent show? No... no talent... sorry

33. Have you ever written in a library book? No...

34. Allergic to? Bees and my blood pressure medicine

35. Favorite fruit? kiwi


How often do you masturbate and what do you think about when you do?

A couple times a week. It all depends on the level of stress I encounter or maybe even what I am writing about.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

I imagine us - Part 2

Work is over and we close everything down."Join me for a drink?" you ask, with a smile. I only nod, as you take my hand and lead me out the door.

We walk around the corner to the small bar next door. I have never been in here, so I follow you through the door. We walk in and you lead me back to a booth in the corner.The server walks up to us. "what can I get you gals tonight," she says, with a smile.

"two red wines," you tell her, smiling back.

"be right back," she says, turning and disappearing into the dim lights.

You look at me and smile. "Let's have a drink and then head out of here," you tell me. "I would like to get to know more about you. Besides, I have wine at home."

I am not sure what is going through me. The waitress brings back the two glasses and sets them in front of us. "thank you," I tell her, before she turns and walks away. I then turn back to Ally and quietly say, "I haven't done this before and I am unsure what I am feeling, This is so new to me."

Ally gives me a smile and, just as quietly, tells me, "I understand, I don't make it a routine habit either, but I have to say, you are sexy and I really want you." She takes a sip of her wine. "Don't be afraid, I will teach you, I want you to feel good about yourself and I want to make you feel incredible." She smiles at me. "By the way, you are an awesome kisser."

I look up at her and smile, I can feel my face blushing, as I take a drink of my wine. "thank you," I tell her, feeling more at ease.

"Let's drink our wine and head out," Ally says, pulling money from her wallet and handing it to the waitress, with the bill, "keep the change," she tells her, with a smile. Ally drinks the rest of her wine and waits for me to finish mine.

We slide out of the booth and walk to the door. "good night ladies," the bartender says. "good night" we both say, as we walk out the door.

"why don't you follow me, in your own car," Ally says. I nod, as we both get in our vehicles and head down the street.

We get to her house and I pull in the driveway beside her. I follow her up the walk as she opens the door. I follow her inside, where she turns on a small lamp and closes the door behind us. She locks the door and says, with a smile, "finally alone" as she takes my hand and leads me to the livingroom. "have a seat and I will grab us some wine," she says, as she turns and disappears into the kitchen.

I take a seat on the couch and look around, as she returns, carrying two glasses and a bottle of red wine. She sets them on the glass table and sits down next to me. She pours us each a glass and hands one to me. "To us, to tonight," she toasts, raising her glass.

"To us," I reply, touching her glass with mine. We both take a drink and set the glasses back on the table.

Ally slides close to me and take my hand in hers, as her free hand slides around the back of my neck, cradling my head as she leans in and starts to kiss me. I let my body relax and follow her lead. I give her hand a squeeze as I reach up to her face and return the kiss. The kiss is full of passion, yet gentle. I can't stop, the feelings are pulling me in.

We kiss for what seems like forever, as we swap tongues and devour each other.

She pulls back and gives me a smile. "I like..." she says, squeezing my hand. "Me too..." I reply, my body racing.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

I imagine us


I imagine us together. We are working together and I notice the way you look at me. I love the smell of the cologne you are wearing and the dress you are wearing is so sexy. I can't help but notice your legs. I notice how the dress looks on you, how the snug skirt skims the smoothness of your round butt cheeks. I cannot tell if you are wearing a thong, or if you are commando. There are no lines. I don't know if you feel the same way, or if you have noticed how I am enamored with your sexual beauty.

As I am busy, you walk past me and I feel your hand brush against my own backside. I glance quickly and you smile at me. I smile back. I think you have noticed. The night moves on and we both keep busy, but I feel the bond between us getting closer. You frequently brush past me, touching me, teasing me. At one point, you are against the counter and I need to get something. I move toward you and press my body against your backside. "you smell so good" I whisper, before disappearing into the darkness.

The night moves on and we continue to work. I can feel you watching me. I know what is on my mind, but not sure about your own. Although I can feel your eyes watching me, the warmth of your gaze. The night finally comes to an end. The two of us are left alone, to clean up from the night's events. It is then that we have our encounter and I know how you feel.

I walk into the storage closet to put some items away and you follow me. I hear the door close behind you and, in the dim light, you approach me. I turn to face you, as you move in close and take my face in your hands. You begin to kiss me. At first, I am caught off guard, as this is not something I do. "relax" you tell me, kissing me again. I rest my hands on your hips as you run your fingers through my hair. You press your body against mine, as you back me against the wall. "just do what you feel comfortable with," you tell me, between kisses. "I want you to enjoy this, I know you want me and I want you. I want to make you feel good," as you take my face one more time and passionately kiss me, this time, filling my mouth with your tongue. I wrap my arms around you and hold you close, as I let you kiss me, letting my body give in to you, kissing you back, with all the passion I can muster. We remain engaged in our kiss for what seems like forever. You pull back from me, smile, and say "we had better get this cleaned up before we finish what we just started," as you take my hand and lead me out into the larger room.

My body is flushed, my heart is pounding, my head is spinning. That was incredible. I never imagined, but I would love to learn more.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

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Pleasurists Edition 163



Photo courtesy of Blacksilk*

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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

How do we connect, by accident or by fate?

I am thinking, at first is was fate that you found me where you did and now you found me again. I believe in fate... or destiny.

TMI Tuesday 01.10.12

TMI Tuesday: January 10, 2012

****MATURE CONTENT: This post is for adults only. Visit another Tuesday when things aren’t so sexy, if you are uncomfortable with sexuality.****

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by my friends at Infidelity Chronicles.

All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.
1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?  I think it would be width, it's more filling and satisfying.
2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle? There was one who's length caused a problem with me cramping due to the pressure deep inside,.
3. Best place to put a penis? Anywhere it fits ;)
4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? Hold it and fondle it. Touch it and caress it. Tenderly love it.
Penis Envy: Largest penis in the animal kingdom is 11 feet (blue whale)
5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you
Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often? Don't have a name for one, would have to think about it... guess I would have to have one I use often, in order to name it properly.

World Penis Size Map: Where would you like to visit? click

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Monday, January 9, 2012

sunday stealing - 01.08.12



Sunday Stealing: The Never Ending Meme, Part One
Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Song that always makes you sad? anything from a movie scene

2. Last thing you bought? Jeans... and a pair of fetish bullnose nipple rings

3. Last person you argued with? My mom

4. Do you put butter before putting the peanut butter on? sometimes. on the bread, but usually yes.

5. One of your stuffed animals’ names as a kid? sobba

6. Did you ever at one time own a Barenaked Ladies CD? nope

7. Favorite day of the week? Anyday that I can stay in bed

8. Favorite sundae topping? caramel

9. Did you take piano lessons? nope

10. Most frequent song played? raise your glass by Pink

11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? bridezillas and toddlers & tiaras

12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? basketball

13. Date someone older or younger? depends. i've dated someone older. depends on how much younger. younger sounds like fun, but older is more "educated"

14. One place you could travel right now? Arizona

15. Do you use umbrellas? nope, not gonna melt

16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem? huh?

17. Favorite cheese? asiago

18. The Smith’s or The Cure? hmmm... dunno

19. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? what about redheads?

20. Best job you ever had? working at the wine bar

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Pleasurists Edition 162



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